Quote: This is where I get my equpiment.
You borrow it from science labs?
I like to think of it as stealing actually.
Quote: In your car. Outside. Amoungst the aliens boy that's.... convinient.
Quote: its a devils cult or something maybe they worship a comet who the fuck knows
Quote: go a-fuck away stan
Quote: Stan: What about you Zeke how do we no your not one of thoes fucking things. Zeke: I don't get high on my own stash man. Stan: Fuck that man your taking it. Casey: You're taking it ( giggles). Stan: What the hells wrong with him. Zeke: Nothing the hells wrong with him you asshole he's tweekin let him fucking tweet. Stan: Now you
Quote: Stokley: (after shooting at Delilah) Should have known that crazy bitch was one of them.
Quote: Stokley: (after shooting at Delilah) Should have known that crazy bitch was one of them.
Quote: Zeke: Shoot her Casey, she’s fucking one of them man!
Deliah: (possessed) There’s nowhere to go, nowhere to hide. We’re everywhere.
Stokley: (grabs the gun from Casey) I’ll fucking shoot her!
Quote: Deliah: Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver?
Quote: Stokley: We just have to trust each other.
Deliah: And I’m supposed to trust you? Tell me something Miss lesbian, when did you start liking boys?
Stokely: What the fuck are you talking about?
Deliah: I see the way you look at Stan. So, When did you stop muff diving?
Mary-Beth: She’s not a lesbian, all right. That was a hoax.
Quote: Stan: I’m not an alien. I’m discontent.

Quote: Stan: Blow me, Delilah, cause I’m sick of your shit.
Delilah: Go on, get the fuck out of here and take your little freak dyke with you.
Stokley: Fuck you, tit-bags.

Quote: Zeke: Oh man, I’m really not in the mood, Miss Burke. I’m clean. Not today, it’s too damn hot and I’ve got zero fucking tolerance.
Miss Burke: Eat me, you asshole. I’m the one without tolerance, you pathetic little runt.
Zeke: What are you gonna do, are you gonna call my mother?
Miss Burke: Oh, and how am I supposed to do that, little Zekie-boy. Do you even know where she is? Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan… Hmmm, I wonder what remote location she went to this week, to hide from her great big bastard mistake. I’ve taken your shit for too fucking long! You dick-less, drugged induced excuse for a human being.
Zeke: Yo, woman, what are you on?
Miss Burke: Woman?! Did you just say woman?! I’m sick of you, little boy. If I have to see you peddling your little wonder dust again, I’m gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you’ll be sucking my toes till graduation.
Quote: Stokley: (after being walked into) Get a fucking eye dog.
Stan: Maybe if you didn’t paint your fucking eyes shut..
Quote: Mary-Beth: I’m pretty alien myself today. I’m Mary-Beth Hutchinson from Atlanta. I’m new here.
Stokley: No shit.
Mary-Beth: What’s your name?
Stokley: Why do you want to know my name?
Mary-Beth: Because I don’t have friends, and correct me if I’m wrong, you seem to have one less than that. So I just thought-
Delilah: (interrupts) Stokley, are you seducing the new students again? (to Mary-Beth) Hi, I’m Delilah, happy to have you at Herrington.
Mary-Beth: Thankyou.
Delilah: Hey, don’t you just love the way Stokley accessories the different shades of black in her ensemble?
Stokley: Fuck you, gutter-slut.
Delilah: I don’t know why you insist of being such a bad example for you're people.
Mary-Beth: What people?
Delilah: Well, I hope you’re not a violent lesbian like your newfound friend here.
Mary-Beth: Um, no. I’m not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage.
Delilah: Oh, that’s too bad Stoke, I guess you’ll just have to keep looking for Miss Right.
Stokley: (leaving, walks into Delilah) Bipolar-Bitch.
Quote: man what the hells wrong with him? nothings wrong with him you asshole his tweakin let him fuckin tweak.
Quote: Look we all do it...casey. why me first? it's your birth right man just fuckin take it.
Quote: HIs external existance is nowhere compared to the agony of the loneliness that he felt
Quote: 1:It must really blow being you
2:You have no idea
Quote: The only alien in this school is you casey!----ZEKE
Quote: Casey: i only run when im being chased.
Quote: Zeak = Sea dwelling organism
Quote: crash & burn casey
Quote: i just don't want to have died and never have done that
Quote: ZEKE: I leave for five minutes, come back, and everybody's fucking aliens, now if i have to Men In Black you Ace, your going to fucking sniff it. ~----edited version----~
Quote: I'm gone for five minutes and i come back and everyone's a fucking alien. If i'm gonna have to men in black your ass your gonna fuckin sniff it!
Crash and Burn Casey!
Walk Much? You ran into me beast!
Man get a fucking eye dog! Maybe if you didn't paint your fuckin eyes shut!
Quote: NO...FUCKING...WAY!
Quote: Tweek, Tweet...ur takkking it.. oooo, showdown!!
Quote: believe me man i'm brilliant, then why are you repeating your senior year?
Quote: Trust me man, I'm brilliant.
Quote: Mrs.Burke-Now how am I supposed to do that little Zekey boy? Do you even know where she is. Europe? Sri Lanka? Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week to hide from her great big bastard mistake. I've taken your shit for too fuckin' long. Dickless, drug induced excuse for a human being/
Quote: Zeke-How 'bout these? Condoms. Magnum sized. And they're cherry flavored.
Quote: Zeke-For gentle relief of blockage...caused by strees. Chocolate flavored Laxatives.

Quote: Zeke: Aliens are taking over the earth- weigh it.
Quote: I don't think anyone should run unless their being chased.
Quote: Zeke: Not today Ms Burke, It's too damn hot and i got Zero Fucking tolerance.

Quote: I need a...pencil
Quote: Stan? Why Stan!?
Quote: I can't seem to find a....pencil!
Quote: i am allergic to asprin so that stuff would probably kill me
Quote: hey, shutup.
Quote: Pain stan?...Why dont you come in here and i'll show you some fucking pain
Quote: For gentle reliefe of blockage caused by diatery stress chocolate flavored laxatives. Not a chocolate lover huh? Then how about these? Condoms, magnum sized and they're cherry flavored. Oh come on Miss Burke it's on me
Quote: For gentle reliefe of blockage chocolate flavored laxatives. Not a chocolate lover huh? Then how about these? Condoms, magnum sized and they're cherry flavored. Oh come on Miss Burke it's on me
Quote: what's up with coach...he's thirsty
Quote: oh! showdown!
Quote: Maybe they worship commets. Who the fuck knows?
Quote: (Casey sniffs the scat.)Zeke: Whoa, easy boy.
Quote: Zeke: Trust me man, I'm brilliant.
Quote: Zeke: I leave for five minutes and when I come back everyone is a fucking alien. Don't make me turn men and black on you now you better fucking sniff it.
Quote: Zeke: Listen, if someone comes in here just grab a hold of me and pretend we're making out. The punishment will be less severe.
Quote: Zeke: He's tweakin' let him fucking tweak!!
Quote: Zeke: If I have to Men in Black your Ass you're gonna fucking sniff it
Quote: Mary Beth: Who is that girl staring at you Zeke?
Zeke: Oh, thats Vanessa, she stalks me all the time.
Mary Beth: Oh, want me to throw pancakes at her?
Zeke: Yeah, I will play the flute and dance in tights
Casey: I want to watch you in tights Zeke!

Quote: Casey: SHOW DOWN!!!!!
Quote: If you were going to take over the world would you blow up the White house independence style or sneak in through the back door?
Quote: aliens are takin over the earth,weigh it.
Quote: ZEKE:Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you naked?
MARYBETH: Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm gettin' kinda used to it myself.

Quote: I just didn't want to never have done that.
Quote: Casey: You can be such a...
Delilah: What?
Casey: Pretty cool human being when you aren't being a first class grade A bitch.

Quote: Stokely: Body snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library.
Casey: Yeah, so is Schinder's List.

Quote: I used to think the only alien in this high school was me.

Quote: Delilah: Are you hitting on me, Casey?
Casey: No, I was just saying you can be pretty cool sometimes, this not being one of them.

Quote: Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty.
Stokely: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something.
Casey: Into what people?
Stokely: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens. ...That was a joke.

Quote: Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver?

Quote: Casey: HaHa you're taking it. (About 3 min. later ) show down haha.
Quote: (1) i think so. yeah....you're not buying this are you?
(2) no. i'm not. but... (smiles) it's kinda cool.

Quote: how do you know there’s not a conspiracy?! like maybe the x-files is right. where do all these movies come from anyway? how do we know spielberg, lucas, sonnenfeld, emmerich haven't been visited by aliens? maybe they're aliens themselves...maybe they’re simply preparing us for what’s to come.

Quote: so...aliens just have been setting us up over the years, creating this happy, make-believe, little existence with their e.t. and their men in black movies just so nobody would believe it if it really happened?
Quote: Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually.
Quote: Delilah: Ooo Stan, watch it! These are Este Lauder lips. It takes 72 minutes to apply
Stan: Sor-ry..
Quote: -Your the freaky Stephen King kid, there's one in every high school.
Quote: SCAT - garaunteed to JACK you UP!
Quote: He's tweekin, let him fuckin tweek!!!
Quote: MaryBeth- I can't I'm alergic
Deliliah- Yeah and im Portugese who cares
Quote: So Stokely, when did you stop muff diving?
Quote: If you were going to take over the world would you blow up the white house independence day style or would you slip in through the back door?
Quote: If you were going to take over the world would you blow up the white house Indepence Day style or slip in through the back door?
Quote: This better be important or someone is going to be doing laps until sunrise!
Quote: I'm not putting that, that hack drug up my nose...it's so...80's.
Quote: Aliens are taking over the earth...weigh it.
Quote: 1:Ah man...I'm really not in the mood Ms. Burke...I'm clean.
(Ms. Burke pushes him and students cirlce around them to see the action)
1:Not today. It's too damn hot and I've got zero fucking tolerance.
2:Eat me you asshole! I'm the one with no tolerance, you pathetic little runt!
1:What are you going to do, call my mother?
2:How am I supposed to do that little Zekey boy? Do you even know where she is? Europe? Sri Lanka? Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week to hide from her great big bastard mistake. Iv'e taken your shit for too fuckin' long! Dickless, drugged induced mistake for a human being!
1:Oh, woman what are you on?!
2:Woman?! did you just say woman?! I'm sick of you little boy. And if I have to see you peddling your little wonder dust again, i'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes till graduation.
(She stomps away)
1:She got some bad shit.
Quote: I always wanted to do that.
Quote: Fuck you gutter slut
Quote: 1) Trust me, man, i'm a genuis. 2) Then why are you repeating your senior year?
Quote: I dont think a person should have to run unless their being chased, sir
Quote: Dont you ever get tired of being something your not.....i know i am
Quote: 1)Blow me Delila cuz im sick of your shit 2) Then leave and take your little freak dike with you. 3) Fuck you tit bags!
Quote: Condoms, magnum sized....cherry flavored
Quote: You can be a pretty cool human being..when your not being a first class grade A bitch
Quote: Garanteed to jack you up!
Quote: 1) Nothing wrong with him you asshole, he's tweeking, let him fuckin' tweek!
Quote: 1)you borrow equipment from science labs? 2)I'd like to think of it as stealing
Quote: 1.So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened.
2.I think so.

Quote: 1.You're not much into sports.
2.I feel that a person should run only when he's being chased.

Quote: you can be a pretty cool person when you're not being a first class, grade-A bitch.
Quote: You can be a pretty cool person when you're not being a first class grade-A bitch.
Quote: Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver?
Quote: Girl: Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here?
Boy: Let's get the fuck outta here.
Quote: Fuck you titbags.
Quote: Zeke: Guaranteed to jack you up!
Quote: now get focused--or get the fuck off my team!!!!!
Quote: i'm just doing my part to the deconstruction of americza
Quote: stokely: crash and burn, casey.
Quote: ms. berk: ......i'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass you'll be sucking my toes till graduation
Quote: zeke: fuck this shit (drives away)
Quote: You wouldn't have liked it here, anyway.
Quote: She got some bad shit.
Quote: I've always wanted to do that
Quote: I am saving my sick days for when I feel better.
Why don't you just stick a pen in my eye.
Quote: I had my heart set on something cherry flavored.
Quote: I'm alergic, I can't you know I can't!
Just take the fucking drug its the only way.
Quote: Isn't this the part when someone says lets get the Fuck out of here!
Lets get the Fuck out of here
Quote: My own recipe; Guaranteed to jack you up.
Quote: Im gone 5 minutes and everyone goes all alien on me now fucking sniff it before I go Men in Black on you
Quote: I a contridiction.-Zeke
Quote: He's tweakin, let hm fucking tweak
Quote: stokely: bi-polar bitch
Quote: Stokely;is this usually the point where someone says lets get the fuck outta here.
Stan: lets get the fuck outta here
Quote: Marybeth:you borrow it from science labs?
Zeke:I like to think of it as stealing actaully.
Quote: He's tweakin let him fuckin tweak!!!