Quote: S. Quentin Quale.
Quote: Great story Goober
Quote: We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?
Quote: He's all lickin' and chompin' on her pussy.
Quote: oh doctor satan oh doctor satan
Quote: Ya'll think us folk from the country's all funny-like dont'cha?tallyho ma, saddle up the mule, slide me some bricks, I's got to get me some education a-hydr-hydr.. you asshole!!!
Quote: Ya'll think us folk from the country's all funny-like dont'cha?tallyho ma, saddle up the mule, slide me some bricks, I's got to get me some education a-hydr-hydr.. you asshole!!!
Quote: Spaulding: I don't drive cross-country. Bill: But supposing for a minute if you did. Spaulding: But I don't.
Quote: Tiny ain't even got a bicycle!
Quote: I'm Qualsnarg of the Crab Nebula but you humans can call me Jerry.
Quote: Bill feel me am I made of money?
Quote: well you can shit ten bricks for all i care!
Quote: BILL sipping his drink...Mmmmm, this is tasty.
BABY scoops out some marshmallow with her finger...Ain't the only thing tasty in this house.
Quote: If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Quote: Why dont you take yout momma home some fried chicken so I don't have to shove my boot all up in your ass!
Quote: 1) Don't move or I'll blast a hole in you the size of a Kansas City watermelon through your ugly ass Bozo face 2) What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Quote: You bust that crapper and I'll bust your ass!
Quote: He's been puttin that pencil someplace other than his eyeball
Quote: 1) I was fixin' to trade it with Jackie Cobb. 2) That retard that always hangs out at Molly's fruit stand? 1) Yeah 2) You know for the life of me I can't understand why you hang out with that asshole 1) He's one horny retard 2) Well hell ain't they all? All they wanna do is eat and fuck
Quote: Okay now everybody put on your masks. We can't very well eat our desserts with our everyday faces exposed can we?
Quote: You sure are silly for a guy with glasses. I like that.
Quote: These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick em up on the wall
Quote: You'd think these son of a bitches would have a yard sale wouldn't ya?
Quote: They wanted to play Nancy Drew with this local legend called Doctor Satan
Quote: Alright! Don't get all True Grit on my ass!
Quote: Let's see if the nut who runs this place can help us
Quote: Bodies come and go, but (he holds up his hands) this blood is forever
Quote: Listen you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit I'm tryin to work here!
Quote: Well I don't rightly know
Quote: Thanks for comin'to Red Hot Pussy Liquor!
Quote: Shoo shoo said the maiden. Come maiden said the rabbit, sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch
Quote: Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit
Quote: 1) Holy crap! You've got to see this place! It's boss! 2) How boss? 1) Really fuckin boss 2) Like wake up the chicks and break out the camera boss? 1) Hell yeah!
Quote: We stopped for gas at someplace called Captain Spauldings
Quote: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Children of all ages, you are about to enter the world of darkness, a world where life and death is meaningless and pain is God!
Quote: Let me ask you somethin'. How come you askin so many jack assy questions?
Quote: Whoa...need those to see...
Quote: Shew shew said the maiden!!!!
Quote: Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever
Quote: here's your complimentary fried chicken
Quote: Why? You ask? Why, is not the question? How? Now that is a question worth examining. How could I being born of such a, uh? Conventional style, an arrive leader of rebellion, an escapist from a conformist world descent to find happiness only in which that cannot be explained. I have brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds ARE DOING ME NO GOOD!!!! My brain is frozen, locked. I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick incrustation’s dying on the surface. Oh Christ, fuck it.
Quote: Tiny fucked a stump
Quote: life and death are meaningless, and pain is god
Quote: EAT YOUR MOMS PUSSY!
Quote: This is the house, you get what you give.
Quote: This is the house, you get what you give.
Quote: That goddamned motherfucker got blood all over my good clown suit!
Quote: DOCTER SATAN!!!!!!
Quote: I'm gonna cut your fucking tits off and shove 'em down your throat!!
Quote: Guy: I'm going to count to ten and I want you to hand over all the cash or I'll wipe your mom all over the state line. One! Capt Spaulding: Fuck your momma! Guy: Two! Capt Spaulding: Fuck your sista! Guy: Three! Capt Spaulding: Fuck your grandma! Guy: Fuck it!(he gets shot at and falls) Capt Spaulding: Most of all, fuck you!! *bang bang bang* ...Goddammit. Motherfucker got blood all over my favorite clown suit.
Quote: Huntin Humans Aint Nuttin But Nuttin, they all run like scared little rabbits, Run Rabbit Run, Run Rabbit, RUN RABBIT!, RUN RABBIT!, RUN RABBIT RUN!!! RUN RABBIT!!!!
Quote: I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy, now tell me... Who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy... I'm the one who beats ya when your bad... And I'm the one who loves ya, when your FUCKING DEAD!
Quote: Oh I remember now... Dr.Satan God damn it everybody got ta know about Dr. Satan. You know what I'm gonna do for you boy, I'm gonna do you a favor... I'm gonna let you meet the old bastard. You see it's all true, the boogiman is real, and you found him.
Quote: Boy I bet you'd stick your head in a fire if I told you you could see hell, meanwhile you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singin' 'holy miss moly, got me a live one!'

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