Quote: Steve: [playing "Hollywood Squares" with Andy] Ooh! Ooh! Um... Rosie O'Donnell! Tell him to get Rosie!
Kenneth: Ooh, yeah! Rosie!
Tucker: Nah, too easy! Give 'em something hard.
Ana: You guys had really rough childhoods, didn't you? Little bit rocky?
Steve: Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission, I ever turn into one of those things... do me a favor, blow my fuckin' head off.
Ana: Oh, yeah, you can count on that!
Quote: Michael: Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need... we need to get some food over there.
Steve: Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
Quote: Michael: Truck's not gonna make it to Fort Pastor.
Steve: No, forget the truck. That place is fucked, man. Bloodbath city.
Kenneth: How do you know?
Norma: We just came from there.
Kenneth: Is everyone there dead?
Steve: Well, dead-ish.
Kenneth: Is everyone there dead?
Steve: Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh... fell down... and then got up... and started eating each other.
Quote: They're still here.What the hell are they?They're us...That's all.There's no more roo in Hell.
Quote: I said get the fucking gun out of my face!
Oh she's got a mouth on her
Yeah someone should teach her how to use it.
Quote: You know that chic that works at dairy queen?
The fat one?
Yeah, she was comin over tonight,& i woulda tapped that shit for sure.
Dude everyone's dead,your moms dead,your brother,that fat chic at dairy queen...dead
Yeah that sucks too.
Quote: Twitcher? now that is one cool motherfucker.
Quote: Check this out. For when those things are on the side of the bus, this will get them off.
Wow, that might be the most romantic thing anyone's ever shown me.
I'm trying here.
I know.
Quote: You sure about this?
Yeah, I'm just going to stay here, enjoy the sunrise.
Quote: HOLY SHIT!!!
Quote: Fuckin' figures.
Quote: Fuck the fucker. I told him not to go downstairs.
Quote: Hhhhollly sshhit.
Quote: Oh, you mother...
Quote: Say good-bye, creep.
Quote: Check out the radio, see what's happenin'.
Quote: 1)You ain't in here alone brother. 2)(raises his gun) 1) you was with willies squad weren't you? 2)I didn't see nothing I don't know how he died.
Quote: Peter: Roger look out!!
Quote: When that motercycly gang gets into te mall they're gonna bring all those zombies in with them
Quote: 1)When there's nomore room in hell the dead will walk the earth. 2) waht? 1) mucumbo,voodo, my grandfathere was a preist and he always told us when there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth
Quote: 1) how is it someone like you got into a squad with me? 2) well they said it was a midget squad so I figured they needed someone to look upto
Quote: Many people think these are cannibals, infact they are not cannibals, for you see the word in it'strue meaningif something that feeds on it's own speecies. These are not Human.
Quote: Fran: Where are you going? Peter: out, and you aren't comming with us untillou learn how to handel your self. Fran: Well at leastleave me a gun this time.
Quote: It's not one of those things that almost got me
Quote: Why go shopping when everything you want is right at your fingertips?
Quote: 1) hey you got any cigerettes? 2)hey do we got any cigerettes? 3) no, 4)no. 5) NO 2) No I'm sorry wedon't have any cigerettes. 1) oh ok
Quote: I bet those rednecks down there are havin a blast
Quote: We're gonna blow all their asses off, all their little portarican and nigger asses right off those little bastards gonna blow all their nigger and portarican asses right off
Quote: 1) any food? 2)spam. 1)did you bring a can opener? 2)no, I guess I didn't. 1)well then, don't knock it, it's got it's own key.
Quote: 1)How many are there? 2)only 15 or 20 we can take'em
Quote: 1)Dammit!! 2)what? 1)My bag man, I left it in the other truck, we got to go get it.
Quote: 1)Where's flyboy? 2)probably on the roof with flygirl
Quote: It looks like one of those new Indoor shopping malls
Quote: Die you mother fucking sons a bitch's
Quote: Hell is overflowing and Satan is sending his dead to us, why? because you have sex out of wed-lock, you kill unborn children, you have man on man relations, same sex marriage. how do you think your god will judge you? well friends.. now we know, when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth
Quote: When the dead walk,Senors.....we must stop the killing....or lose the war
Quote: Roger: Hey, man, we can't carry all this shit.
[Peter wheels a gardening cart up with all of their supplies]
Roger: Oh... we're gonna just wheel right by 'em, right?
Peter: We're gonna try, brother. We ain't doin' this for the exercise, so we might as well try to get what we can.
Roger: No way this is gonna happen.
Quote: You do what you will. You are stronger than us, but soon..they'll be stronger than you.
Quote: -But there's people here that could use your help.
-Fuck yall.
Quote: If I put my foot up yo ass will it be yo problem???
Quote: ok lets draw straw and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
Quote: It sounds like you need a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up!
Quote: scary isnt it
Quote: come out martinez... there are no charges against you.
Quote: We're thieves and we're bad guys, that's exactly what we are!
Quote: Bastards, you bastards. We got 'em, didn't we. We got this, man. We got this by the ass!

Quote: I'm... I'm gonna try not to come back. I'll try not to.

Quote: (1)Roll the rescue stations.
(2)Half those stations have been knocked out.
(1)Get me another list.
(2)Sure, I'll just pull one out of my ass, right?
Quote: Normally, the first question is, 'Are these cannibals?' No, they are not. Cannibalism in the truest sense of the word implies an interspecies activity. These creatures PREY on humans. They do not prey on each other, that's the difference. They attack and they feed ONLY on warm flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but some retain basic skills that they learned in their former life. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that they are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotion.

Quote: When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Quote: This situation must be controlled before it's too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!

Quote: Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.

Quote: Don't knock it. It's got it's own key.
Quote: (1)You game?
(2)I need lighter fluid.
(1)You got it.
Quote: (1)What are they doing? Why do they come here?
(2)Some kind of instinct. Memory of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives.
Quote: Well, should we bag it or try for it?
What do you think?
I need lighter fluid.
You got it.
Quote: Wake up sucker. We're thieves and we're bad guys, that's exactly what we are.
Quote: Hey, what ya' gonna' watch on that thing?
Quote: They're in flyboy! They came in through the loading docks!
Quote: There's gonna be a thousand zombies in here.
Quote: When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth.
Quote: Shoot it man! Shoot it in the head!
Quote: You'll take care of me won't you? ... You'll take care of me when I go. ... I don't wanna be walkin' around like THAT. ... Don't do it till you're sure I'm not coming back. ... I'm gonna try... not to ... come back. I'm gonna try...
Quote: Go ahead and leave. We'll be off the air by midnight; the emergency networks are taking over. Our responsibility is finished.
Quote: Normally, the first question is, Are these cannibals? No, they are not. Cannibalism in the truest sense of the word implies an interspecies activity. These creatures PREY on humans. They do not prey on each other, that's the difference. They attack and they feed ONLY on warm flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but some retain basic skills that they learned in their former life. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that they are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotion.

Quote: Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill!
Quote: (1)What are they doing? Why do they come here?
(2)Some kind of instinct. Memory, of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives.

Quote: you know macumba....voodoo. Granddad was a priest in trinidad...used to tell us: when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
Quote: Wake up, sucker, we're thieves and we're bad guys...that's exactly what we are
Quote: shoot it, shoot it man, shoot it in the head
Quote: Many people have died on the streets, in the basement of this building you will find them...
Quote: I see you, chocolate man!
Quote: I heard his gun, maybe he is ok.
Quote: Chocolate! choclate!
Quote: Dummies!
Quote: Hey peter! wooooooooooooooooyyaaaa
Quote: Hey what you gonna watch on THAT thing?
Quote: Not that room!!!
Quote: They eat people, do you understand that, thats what keeps them going!
Quote: There in flyboy! they came through the loading docks!
Quote: Perfect baby, perfect
Quote: Ho the hell are we gonna get back? Who cares? lets go shopping first!
Quote: Theres gonna be a thousand zombies in here
Quote: Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills, the people it kills get up and kill!
Quote: You'll take care of me won't you? ... You'll take care of me when I go. ... I don't wanna be walkin' around like THAT. ... Don't do it till you're sure I'm not coming back. ... I'm gonna try... not to ... come back. I'm gonna try...
Quote: When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
Quote: When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

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